Ian warning

Ian if I do not receive your comic in 3 days time double points to Joe.

Hogan's Heroes

For the latest challenge, our combatants put their legendary marksmanship skills to the test. Since a duel of pistols at dawn was deemed to be "too early in the morning" and "too fatal," they were challenged to another classic contest of cannon: shooting a really terrible Hulk Hogan-branded energy drink with a .22 rifle from about 50 feet away. Whoever hits their can closest to Hogan's face wins.

The Contestants:

Joe and Ian

The Targets:

In a taste test after the contest, the Hogan energy drink was judged as tasting like "some sort of shitty candy" and "like extra-sweet Mountain Dew peed out by roided up bald man whose son paralyzed a guy."

The Competition:

Joe and Ian took turns firing from the porch.

Results:

Ian's shot missed Hogan's face by about half an inch. Joe's shot, however, missed by about six feet.

THE WINNER


IAN, who gets one point for winning the contest and another bonus point because he met Hulk Hogan in real life. According to Wikipedia, Ian is the only living person on earth who met someone and later shot a bullet through their image on a can of terrible energy drink to win a stage of a screwy internet competition.

If they had been shooting at Earl Scruggs' Foggy Mountain Energy Drink (slogan: "The Pick Me Up You Need To Pick All Night!"), Joe would have gotten the bonus.

Comic Cavalcade Challenge

I was reading the greatest comic of all time. Family Circus and I was inspired (both on a hilarity level and religious level).  

Here is the challenge. 

You must make a comic that is at least 8 panels.  It can be drawn but must be scanned and sent to me.  You can also use paint or whatever art program (be aware though I have a mac and may not be able to view it.

I will judge on the following categories (in no order).

Humor

Art style

Cohesion of plot

This is worth one point.

Good luck gentlemen. 

Quick Update: 3 points

Ok, I know its been a while but here are some updates.

First of all Joe looses a point for being held responsible for making everyone late the wedding rehearsal so way to go on that.  Second of all I liked Ian's costume Idea better because I could wear it to school and not be horribly offensive to the kids.  So point for Ian.  

Now awhile back I was in In and I had a challenge for both Ian and Joe to see who could eat the most Sour patch kids at once with no water.  Here are the results.

It was a tie. So Ian and Joe had a cracker eating race.  Joe won. 

So point change:  Joe gets and loses one so no points.  Ian gets one.

Wedding Challenge Results

As most of you know Ben and Adie Were Married (This was an elaborate ploy for Ben to finally add "Take My Wife, Please!" to his floundering stand up career, and for Adie to add something interesting to her Memoir "Leaves of Autumn: the life and Times of Adie Bell).

Here is how I scored them

Joe and Ian were both invited so points all around for that.

However they were late to the wedding rehearsal (despite the fact that they both blamed Hartman, who we all know is infallible) so I am docking the loser of the new poll.

At the rehearsal dinner Joe was too afraid to try Ouzo at the Greek meal, which was wonderful.  So he looses a point.  

They both arrived at the wedding in the same car.  Although  Joe got out first.  So he technically arrived at the wedding first. So point for him

 

Joe got a point for being the first to dance with Adie during the hat dance (If you don't know what that is, then you didn't attend Waycross).  

There was another challenge this week as well but I am waiting on Ian to send me photos before I post.

So Here is how these challenges shake out

Ian: 1  Joe: 3

Also Joe you have had ample time for you to become a follower of this blog.

Ian did so point for him.

 

Debate Challenge/ live blog

Ok, so Ian is sitting next to me. Joe is sitting next to him.
Joe was the first to show up for the debate so point for him.
Ian was the first to tell me to shut up so point for him.
McCain keeps mentioning Joe so I'm tempted to give him a point.

Obama is on the defense, he should stick to shooting 3 pointers.

I am shocked that they are against things that are against America.

Neither has agreed with McCain for that point. 9:37.

Ian is cleaning his glasses. 9:47. He thinks hes so smart cause his vision isn't as good as mine.

Joe just agreed with McCain so point for him. 9:52

Neither Obama or McCain or addressing the vampire problem. That's what I'm worried about.

Wow! I can't believe he said that's really awful.

9:59 Joe the plumber that's a point for Joe.

If someone mentions Mill or Miller point for Ian. 10ish

I don't like Obama or McCain's plan for stopping the swarms of locusts that are destroying the central part of Oklahoma.

10:07. Ok McCain sorry if you think that things should be left up to the states you are not a federalist.

My legs are sweating due to heat of computer in my lap.

Obama's anti-video game stance not winning any fans in the room.

well I grow weary of this plus im really hot.
So here is the score.

Ian gets 1 point. Joe gets 3.

Challenge 7-8

So I am back home for the week so expect a flurry of challenges. I am fairly hammered as I update this but here is a running tally.
Joe received one point for tipping more than Ian. Ian tipped 1.50 on a 7 dollar tab. This was not a shabby tip but Joe topped it by tipping 4 dollars on a 12 buck tab so Joe gets the point.
Ian redeemed himself by correctly picking that Joe would spend more than 40 on the nights entertainment." I'd show you pictures but I would have been 86'd. Also none of them were worth the amount he spent. So Ian retains the lead.