Comic Cavalcade Challenge

I was reading the greatest comic of all time. Family Circus and I was inspired (both on a hilarity level and religious level).  

Here is the challenge. 

You must make a comic that is at least 8 panels.  It can be drawn but must be scanned and sent to me.  You can also use paint or whatever art program (be aware though I have a mac and may not be able to view it.

I will judge on the following categories (in no order).

Humor

Art style

Cohesion of plot

This is worth one point.

Good luck gentlemen.