Ian warning

Ian if I do not receive your comic in 3 days time double points to Joe.

Hogan's Heroes

For the latest challenge, our combatants put their legendary marksmanship skills to the test. Since a duel of pistols at dawn was deemed to be "too early in the morning" and "too fatal," they were challenged to another classic contest of cannon: shooting a really terrible Hulk Hogan-branded energy drink with a .22 rifle from about 50 feet away. Whoever hits their can closest to Hogan's face wins.

The Contestants:

Joe and Ian

The Targets:

In a taste test after the contest, the Hogan energy drink was judged as tasting like "some sort of shitty candy" and "like extra-sweet Mountain Dew peed out by roided up bald man whose son paralyzed a guy."

The Competition:

Joe and Ian took turns firing from the porch.

Results:

Ian's shot missed Hogan's face by about half an inch. Joe's shot, however, missed by about six feet.

THE WINNER


IAN, who gets one point for winning the contest and another bonus point because he met Hulk Hogan in real life. According to Wikipedia, Ian is the only living person on earth who met someone and later shot a bullet through their image on a can of terrible energy drink to win a stage of a screwy internet competition.

If they had been shooting at Earl Scruggs' Foggy Mountain Energy Drink (slogan: "The Pick Me Up You Need To Pick All Night!"), Joe would have gotten the bonus.

Comic Cavalcade Challenge

I was reading the greatest comic of all time. Family Circus and I was inspired (both on a hilarity level and religious level).  

Here is the challenge. 

You must make a comic that is at least 8 panels.  It can be drawn but must be scanned and sent to me.  You can also use paint or whatever art program (be aware though I have a mac and may not be able to view it.

I will judge on the following categories (in no order).

Humor

Art style

Cohesion of plot

This is worth one point.

Good luck gentlemen. 

Quick Update: 3 points

Ok, I know its been a while but here are some updates.

First of all Joe looses a point for being held responsible for making everyone late the wedding rehearsal so way to go on that.  Second of all I liked Ian's costume Idea better because I could wear it to school and not be horribly offensive to the kids.  So point for Ian.  

Now awhile back I was in In and I had a challenge for both Ian and Joe to see who could eat the most Sour patch kids at once with no water.  Here are the results.

It was a tie. So Ian and Joe had a cracker eating race.  Joe won. 

So point change:  Joe gets and loses one so no points.  Ian gets one.