Wedding Challenge Results

As most of you know Ben and Adie Were Married (This was an elaborate ploy for Ben to finally add "Take My Wife, Please!" to his floundering stand up career, and for Adie to add something interesting to her Memoir "Leaves of Autumn: the life and Times of Adie Bell).

Here is how I scored them

Joe and Ian were both invited so points all around for that.

However they were late to the wedding rehearsal (despite the fact that they both blamed Hartman, who we all know is infallible) so I am docking the loser of the new poll.

At the rehearsal dinner Joe was too afraid to try Ouzo at the Greek meal, which was wonderful.  So he looses a point.  

They both arrived at the wedding in the same car.  Although  Joe got out first.  So he technically arrived at the wedding first. So point for him

 

Joe got a point for being the first to dance with Adie during the hat dance (If you don't know what that is, then you didn't attend Waycross).  

There was another challenge this week as well but I am waiting on Ian to send me photos before I post.

So Here is how these challenges shake out

Ian: 1  Joe: 3

Also Joe you have had ample time for you to become a follower of this blog.

Ian did so point for him.

 

Debate Challenge/ live blog

Ok, so Ian is sitting next to me. Joe is sitting next to him.
Joe was the first to show up for the debate so point for him.
Ian was the first to tell me to shut up so point for him.
McCain keeps mentioning Joe so I'm tempted to give him a point.

Obama is on the defense, he should stick to shooting 3 pointers.

I am shocked that they are against things that are against America.

Neither has agreed with McCain for that point. 9:37.

Ian is cleaning his glasses. 9:47. He thinks hes so smart cause his vision isn't as good as mine.

Joe just agreed with McCain so point for him. 9:52

Neither Obama or McCain or addressing the vampire problem. That's what I'm worried about.

Wow! I can't believe he said that's really awful.

9:59 Joe the plumber that's a point for Joe.

If someone mentions Mill or Miller point for Ian. 10ish

I don't like Obama or McCain's plan for stopping the swarms of locusts that are destroying the central part of Oklahoma.

10:07. Ok McCain sorry if you think that things should be left up to the states you are not a federalist.

My legs are sweating due to heat of computer in my lap.

Obama's anti-video game stance not winning any fans in the room.

well I grow weary of this plus im really hot.
So here is the score.

Ian gets 1 point. Joe gets 3.

Challenge 7-8

So I am back home for the week so expect a flurry of challenges. I am fairly hammered as I update this but here is a running tally.
Joe received one point for tipping more than Ian. Ian tipped 1.50 on a 7 dollar tab. This was not a shabby tip but Joe topped it by tipping 4 dollars on a 12 buck tab so Joe gets the point.
Ian redeemed himself by correctly picking that Joe would spend more than 40 on the nights entertainment." I'd show you pictures but I would have been 86'd. Also none of them were worth the amount he spent. So Ian retains the lead.

Challenge 7 and discussion

Challenge 7 is to find or design a halloween costume for me.

keep in mind I am not going to spend a fortune.

Also keep my mouth and face free, that way I can drink.

You got to the end of the month.

Good luck.

Also In the comments tell me why everyone is voting for Joe for NWO.  

Challenge 6 Winners if you can call them that

                                                          Pancho's Bloody Cum

      Ok, lets start with this abortion of a drink.  This drink is terrible.  Terrible doesn't even begin to describe it.  This drink is awful.  The wine, tequila and nutmeg, yes nutmeg, combined with half and half are as bad as it sounds.  The half and half curdle as soon as it hits the wine and tequila. The nutmeg make it gritty. So not only does this taste like ass but also has the texture of dirt.  Joe this drink should be wiped from the annals of human history.  It should be shot burned and then every picture of it should be scratch until it no longer exists.   If I were a dictator, I would not serve these to my prisoners.  

However, the name is really funny.

                                                                        The McPalin

    This drink is also very bad.  It tastes like really watered down vodka.  Also just like those awful blue suckers that turn your mouth blue, this turns your mouth red.  Which is an unpleasant experience.  This drink is bad.  However, it is everything Ian promised.  So the point goes to him.  

By the way everyone, never ever drink these two abominations.  

Challenge 6

Design a Drink:

In this contest you must create an original drink that will get me drunk. 

Rules:

It must be drinkable (no french cloud).

It must be made of ingredients that could actually be found in a bar, and could be made in a bar.

It must be alcohalic  in nature.

You will be graded on two things:

1. Taste

2. Name.

Post in comments, good luck.  This is worth one point. 

Challenge 5

Ok, while we wait for the results to challenge 4, I will go ahead and post challenge 5.  

You must go to wikipedia and post a lie on the Brown County, Indiana site.  Whosever lie lasts longer wins.  If no lie is removed after one week.  Then I will judge whose lie was better. 

Email your lie to me.    

Players at home, see if you can spot the lie.  First who does, can give a bonus point to either Ian or Joe.  Also if Ian or Joe remove the other's lie or tell someone where it was so they could vote them.  They shall be docked a point.  So don't cheat, believe me I already have spies who will try and get you to cheat.  I am everywhere like the bad guys in that Will Smith /Gene Hackman movie.

Update 1st of all Ian and Joe's lies are now posted.  Ian's on the Nashville page.  Joe's on the Brown County page.

Second update on challenge 4.  So see below.

Ok so both lies have been caught so I am calling it early.

Ben the vigilant poster found both.

Ians was in the Nashville page:

"Steele with T.C. Steele State Historic Park located off of State Road 46 near Belmont. And Schultz with the Adolph Schultz memorial Garden, located in Trevlac, on State Road 45. "

Joe's is on the Brown County Page. Under History

(Cars) use were strictly limited because of very bad roads and the belief, particularly in Brown County, that cars were autonomous and maleficent. "

So Ben decided to award his point to Ian.

However, I am declaring Joe the liar challenge winner.  Why? cause his lie is so crazy that people will buy it.  And that just takes guts. 

One point for Ian one for Joe.