Pancho's Bloody Cum Ok, lets start with this abortion of a drink. This drink is terrible. Terrible doesn't even begin to describe it. This drink is awful. The wine, tequila and nutmeg, yes nutmeg, combined with half and half are as bad as it sounds. The half and half curdle as soon as it hits the wine and tequila. The nutmeg make it gritty. So not only does this taste like ass but also has the texture of dirt. Joe this drink should be wiped from the annals of human history. It should be shot burned and then every picture of it should be scratch until it no longer exists. If I were a dictator, I would not serve these to my prisoners.
However, the name is really funny.
The McPalin This drink is also very bad. It tastes like really watered down vodka. Also just like those awful blue suckers that turn your mouth blue, this turns your mouth red. Which is an unpleasant experience. This drink is bad. However, it is everything Ian promised. So the point goes to him.
By the way everyone, never ever drink these two abominations.
7 comments:
Haha..at least you can now say that you've drunk Pancho's Bloody Cum!
I wonder if heavy cream wouldn't curdle as bad as halfnhalf.
I guess there's a reason people don't use wine in mixed drinks.
Hey, I just noticed that you used ice cubes instead of crushed ice! See, that's what you did wrong! It would have been a bevera-gasm if you had done it right!
Actually joe i used crushed ice the first time the picture just came out blurry.
I'll drink a Pancho's Bloody Cum for a dollar.
Hey, why does everybody think I'm more likely to defect to the NWO? I hate those jerks! WCW all the way!
I will gladly pay Ian $1 to drink a Pancho's Bloody Cum. The whole thing though, not just a sip.
And Joe, everyone knows that the people most likely to defect to the Black and White are those that deny it the most fervently.
The real answer to that question was LWO 4 LIFE!!!
i'm down like Charlie Brown in ChinaTown, Ben. Let's do this!!
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