Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Joe


Here is a little more about our competitor.
Joe was raised in Fruitdale, Indiana.
He was a very curious and precocious child often helping those in need.  He enjoyed playing football until he broke his leg.  Then he quit cause hes a quitter.  He enjoys whiskey and sex.  He will use the win to help his doctoral career and possibly get himself out of debt.
Likes: Cake, Social Justice, Whiskey
Hates: Alan's Rules and David Lynch Movies.
Birthday Dec. 29th. 
Quote: "Man I didn't think I could rock it any harder.... but I reached down in the depths of rock and fucking rocked it!"

1 comment:

Unknown said...

this synopsis is dead on...joe is the biggest quitter i know. Winning this competition is going to be easier than getting the cheese out of a bottle of easy cheese.