Challenge 6

Design a Drink:

In this contest you must create an original drink that will get me drunk. 

Rules:

It must be drinkable (no french cloud).

It must be made of ingredients that could actually be found in a bar, and could be made in a bar.

It must be alcohalic  in nature.

You will be graded on two things:

1. Taste

2. Name.

Post in comments, good luck.  This is worth one point. 

Challenge 5

Ok, while we wait for the results to challenge 4, I will go ahead and post challenge 5.  

You must go to wikipedia and post a lie on the Brown County, Indiana site.  Whosever lie lasts longer wins.  If no lie is removed after one week.  Then I will judge whose lie was better. 

Email your lie to me.    

Players at home, see if you can spot the lie.  First who does, can give a bonus point to either Ian or Joe.  Also if Ian or Joe remove the other's lie or tell someone where it was so they could vote them.  They shall be docked a point.  So don't cheat, believe me I already have spies who will try and get you to cheat.  I am everywhere like the bad guys in that Will Smith /Gene Hackman movie.

Update 1st of all Ian and Joe's lies are now posted.  Ian's on the Nashville page.  Joe's on the Brown County page.

Second update on challenge 4.  So see below.

Ok so both lies have been caught so I am calling it early.

Ben the vigilant poster found both.

Ians was in the Nashville page:

"Steele with T.C. Steele State Historic Park located off of State Road 46 near Belmont. And Schultz with the Adolph Schultz memorial Garden, located in Trevlac, on State Road 45. "

Joe's is on the Brown County Page. Under History

(Cars) use were strictly limited because of very bad roads and the belief, particularly in Brown County, that cars were autonomous and maleficent. "

So Ben decided to award his point to Ian.

However, I am declaring Joe the liar challenge winner.  Why? cause his lie is so crazy that people will buy it.  And that just takes guts. 

One point for Ian one for Joe.

challenge 4

As many of you know it is my birthday on the 17th.  This will allow Joe and Ian to try to gain my favor.  You must compose a poem to honor my birth.  Whose ever is best will win.

post in the comments.

Good luck gentlemen

Pt. 2 

I truly cannot decide who's poem is better. So I am going to take it to our high school english teacher  and have them graded.  She will decide.

Grades are in, the only complaint about each of them was that they had periods and thats not cool in poetry town.  

Overall she liked Joes better so point for him.  

Challenge 3

This one is simple first to call me wins.

Good Luck its 5:25 my time right now

Alan

Challenge 3 is over

Joe called me at about 5:40 az time.  

Ian called me at 8:20 az time.

Winner Joe with his awesomely quick reflexes and ability to dial my phone number.

Sunday Suggestions

I am taking suggestions for Ian And Joe's up coming challenges.

Post in comments

Challenge 2 Results

Challenge 2 Winners

Indiana PA  41 LIU-CW post 0

Ian's Betrayal of the Real Indiana continues and is Rewarded.

Ian:1 Joe:0 

Manchester 13 Trine 41

Going with Indiana is usually a good idea except in the case of Manchester Football, which has always sucked.  Neither got it right

Ian:1  Joe:0

Tiffin 27 Findlay 36

Ian and Joe both had information that Findlay kind sounds like Fit Finley, so they picked it

Ian:2 Joe:1

Johns Hopkins 34  St. Lawrence 3

Guess St. Lawrence is not the saint of football.

Ian:3 Joe:2

Kentucky St. 31   St. Joes 27

Sorry Joe your name let ya down.

Ian:4 Joe:2

LaGrange 34 Birmingham Southern 31

But Your Mom Didn't

Ian:4 Joe:3

Denison 49  Kalamazoo 27

They may Be Pricks but they prosper

Ian: 5 Joe: 3

Lycoming 16  Ithica 17

The werewolves beat the steamed clams

Ian :6 Joe: 3

Walsh 10 West Liberty St. 24

Turnovers hurt Walsh and Joe

Ian:7 Joe:3

Tiebreaker was not needed but St. Joes won 27  over Mllersville 24

Impressive point for Ian. Joe falls to 0-2

Challenge 2

Joe and Ian both claim to be avid Sportsmen.

Well, lets put that to the test.  

For their second challenge they  must pick NCAA division 3 Football winners for this Sat.

They must pick the winners for the following games. 

Indiana (Pa) at LIU-C.W Post

Tiffin At Findlay

Kentucky State at St. Joseph's (IN)

West Liberty State at Walsh

Manchester at Trine

LaGrange College at Birmingham Southern

St. Lawrence at Johns Hopkins

Denison at Kalamazoo

Lycoming at Ithaca

Tie Breaker is:  Whichever team scores more Millersville College or St. Joseph's.

Post your answer in the comments

Good Luck Gentlemen

Ian

Ian Miller spent the previous two years in 

Vanuatu serving others and due to loneliness, often himself.  Apparently he returned to Indiana for unknown reasons (possibly vengeance).  Ian works construction and if you need help and you can find him maybe you can hire Ian.

Birthday April 28.

Likes: Eating birds, Making Beer

Hates: Raisins,   People who force him to do what he doesn't want to do i.e. dance, the fact that his brother is taller than him

 Quote: "Darwinism is a sin."

Joe

Here is a little more about our competitor.

Joe was raised in Fruitdale, Indiana.

He was a very curious and precocious child often helping those in need.  He enjoyed playing football until he broke his leg.  Then he quit cause hes a quitter.  He enjoys whiskey and sex.  He will use the win to help his doctoral career and possibly get himself out of debt.

Likes: Cake, Social Justice, Whiskey

Hates: Alan's Rules and David Lynch Movies.

Birthday Dec. 29th. 

Quote: "Man I didn't think I could rock it any harder.... but I reached down in the depths of rock and fucking rocked it!"

1st challenge

Ian and Joe faced their first challenge this weekend.  They both attended Slugfest.  In this contest they had to see who could:

1 Drink the Most

2. Maintain their Dignity

Ian lead the way early by drinking several beers. Unfortunately they were imported and thus made him look like a pussy.  Joe drank Makers Mark and gained a quick lead for looking bad ass.  However late in the evening they began to jam and as usual Joe lost his composure and made a complete ass of himself.

Winner: Ian

Fortunately this is a non-elimination challenge.