Ian loves Joe or Joe loves Ian which ever

This is a site devoted to competition and hate.  But in the spirit of the season, let look at love.  The kind of love a room mate with cats that piss all over the carpet can show another room mate who pisses on the cat pee to reclaim his territory .  So you must write love poems to each other.  

Now these can not be sarcastic and do have to be poems (but not haiku or fucking concrete thats not poems thats a fucking picture).  

Good luck gentlemen. 

(Also Ian you can't just take one you wrote for your woman and put Joe's name in.  I'll know too cause 1) Joe's not hot 2) his name doesn't rhyme with fish or dish so   "Oh Joe, You are my one wish"  would be a dead giveaway)

Superbowl Challenge Winner

To review:

Both got Steeler's 

Ian got Cards (cause he got kicked in the head by a mule and therefore is insane).

Ian also picked the Steeler's to win.

Ian nor Joe got whatever the first song was (I don't know what it was).

Both got Born to Run

So Ian won, So Point to him. 

New Challenge soon.

Two week update and new challenge

First of all sorry for the infrequent update but hey I've been busy.

On New Years a few more points were decided.

First Joe played his song. Which I can't seem to get to work but it is good and if you want it email me or post in comments.  If not let me know so point for Joe.

Secondly,  Joe got another point for being the best at throwing little plastic darts at the TV and having them stick.  Ian was able to stick 2 of 5.  Joe stuck 4 of 5 then went on to stick 9 of 10. I wonder if it is his calling.  

Any way here is the new challenge:

The Super Bowl Quiz

First who will be in it?

Secondly: Who will win?

Thirdly:  What will The Boss open and close with?

Tie Breaker: Total score of both teams?

Submit your answers in comments. 

Also I will give both two bonus point if neither of you eats any snacks during the game and you are at someone else's house watching the game.

Good luck 

There may be a challenge between now and then too so keep your eyes open and your ears to the ground. 

 

Merry X-Mas

So Joe gets a point for winning the comic contest. The crass humor and crude drawings wins out over topical pee jokes (Take a note Leno). Also Ian said he wanted a point for Christmas. So there it is. This helps Ian maintain his slim lead. Future Contests to come this week.
Still haven't heard any Christmas songs yet.

Christmas Contests

As many of you know I am not a fan of Christmas music. I have listened for years about "silver bells" and "silent knights" and getting teeth for Christmas. Well I've had it! I need a song about the true spirit of Christmas. Actually I am willing even extend the song. It doesn't have to be about Christmas. It could be about any holiday at this time of year for example Chanukkah or Kwanza (especially Kwanza).
Here are the rules.

It must be original. No rewriting Jingle Bells or Little Drummer Boy.

It must be able to be performed at an elementary school so keep it clean.

I would like it to be able to be played on this website. So in other words record it.
I think Joe has the ability to do that and if you do Joe you must let Ian record.

In the spirit of Christmas I am willing to let you work together on this but if you team up you must both have to sing and play on the song.

I will give a bonus point to whoever is willing to perform the song at a venue while I am in Indiana. I will give another if brings down the house.

The point will be decided by who does a better job on the song and may be voted on by the fan of the site. However, if the song is not done together I will have the decision.

Comic point

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Whoever wins the poll wins the point!

Vote Early, vote Often

Post your thoughts under this one for all to see.

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