Now these can not be sarcastic and do have to be poems (but not haiku or fucking concrete thats not poems thats a fucking picture).
Good luck gentlemen.
(Also Ian you can't just take one you wrote for your woman and put Joe's name in. I'll know too cause 1) Joe's not hot 2) his name doesn't rhyme with fish or dish so "Oh Joe, You are my one wish" would be a dead giveaway)